================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement From: To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 14:22:55 -0400 ================================================ I don't think I can afford it!! "David Brush" wrote: >Damn you're cheap.  You should at least throw in $.02! > >Dave > >  ----- Original Message ----- >  From: shell696@cs.com >  To: The New Improved Less Lame List >  Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 2:10 PM >  Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement > > >  Can you send .01 through paypal? > >  "Joe Earles" wrote: > >  >Of course I'm bored. Why else would I be conducting a New Worshippers drive >  >at the moment? >  > >  >...aside from the money, of course. >  > >  >----- Original Message ----- >  >From: >  >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" >  >Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:44 PM >  >Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement >  > >  > >  >> You must be reallllllllllly bored!!! >  >> >  >> >  >> >  >> >  >> >  >> "Joe Earles" wrote: >  >> >  >> >Shut up and send me some money. And as you hit the "send money" button, >  >> >repeat 3 times: >  >> > >  >> >"There is no god but the Bullgod and Kid Rock is his prophet!" >  >> > >  >> >----- Original Message ----- >  >> >From: >  >> >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" >  >> >Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:25 PM >  >> >Subject: RE: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement >  >> > >  >> > >  >> >> Someone is listening to a little too much Kid Rock!! : ) >  >> >> >  >> >> >  >> >> ~Michele >  >> >> >  >> >> >  >> >> "Joe Earles" wrote: >  >> >> >  >> >> >I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped >  >> >around >  >> >> >here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you >  >are >  >> >> >about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked >  >> >> >Questions: >  >> >> > >  >> >> >1. Who is the Bullgod? >  >> >> >I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the >  >> >T-O-P >  >> >> >to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D >  >> >> > >  >> >> >2. What is the Bullgod's agenda? >  >> >> >I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you >  >> >> > >  >> >> >3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal? >  >> >> >I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts >  >> >> >You can bet all day but I can't be bought >  >> >> > >  >> >> >4. Still confused? >  >> >> >I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam >  >> >> >In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby >  >> >> >I never was cool with James Dean >  >> >> >But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam >  >> >> >I swing low...like a chimp >  >> >> >These thoughts I have can't mold to sense >  >> >> >Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense >  >> >> >Born and raised in the outer lands >  >> >> >And at times you can say I'm outta hand >  >> >> >I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run >  >> >> >Everytime that paper hits my tongue >  >> >> >And sometimes it seems so odd >  >> >> >When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod >  >> >> >I am the bullgod...you understand >  >> >> >And here in my head is my master plan, Uh >  >> >> > >  >> >> > >  >> >> >5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human >  >> >experience? >  >> >> >A lot of people poke fun and that's alright >  >> >> >But when I start pokin back they get all uptight >  >> >> >You can't cap with the master son >  >> >> >So sit your ass down before I blast ya one >  >> >> > >  >> >> >6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu. >  >Why >  >> >> >should I worship the Bullgod? >  >> >> >SIMPLE! >  >> >> >I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken >  >> >> > >  >> >> >Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief >  >system, >  >> >> >you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your >  >> >donations >  >> >> >via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of >  >> >your >  >> >> >disobedience. Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod. >  >> >> >Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper. >  >> >Have >  >> >> >a nice day. >  >> >> > >  >> >> > >  >> >> > >  >> >> >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, >  >> >visit: >  >> >> >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >  >> >> >To submit your profile, visit: >  >> >> >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >  >> >> >To view List member Profiles, visit: >  >> >> >http://www.creedlisters.com >  >> >> > >  >> >> >  >> >> To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, >  >> >visit: >  >> >> http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >  >> >> To submit your profile, visit: >  >> >> http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >  >> >> To view List member Profiles, visit: >  >> >> http://www.creedlisters.com >  >> > >  >> > >  >> >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, >  >visit: >  >> >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >  >> >To submit your profile, visit: >  >> >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >  >> >To view List member Profiles, visit: >  >> >http://www.creedlisters.com >  >> > >  >> >  >> To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, >  >visit: >  >> http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >  >> To submit your profile, visit: >  >> http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >  >> To view List member Profiles, visit: >  >> http://www.creedlisters.com >  > >  > >  >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: >  >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >  >To submit your profile, visit: >  >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >  >To view List member Profiles, visit: >  >http://www.creedlisters.com >  > > >  To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: >  http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >  To submit your profile, visit: >  http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >  To view List member Profiles, visit: >  http://www.creedlisters.com > > > >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >To submit your profile, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >To view List member Profiles, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com